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4th June 2012

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How HBO managed to shit GOT

Right that will be a long rant. I will just play Assassin’s Creed OST and whine till the world ends. I will try to keep it short but cannot promise.

1. HBO believe that people are idiots. In genral I agree but there are few who aren’t. Changing Asha’s name to Yara, because quoting “people may get confused” is purely saying “we think you are retards so we decided to name a character that shares 3 letters with another one, doesn’t matter they never meet so far and doesn’t matter they  look and act absolutely differently…but yeah lot, you are stupid so just in case.”

2. Qhorin Halfhand. I’m glad he died. Yes you read it right. I CELEBRATE HIS DEATH. Every moment of Qhorin’s presence in the series was pain for me. He was supposed to be like idol for Jon, his death was supposed to be important for Jon, it is used to build his character. I felt nothing from that in the show. Bad screen writing with HORRIBLE acting managed to ruin one moment I expected to be sad, to make me feel something.

3. Danny. I don’t even wanna start here. If we exclude Drogo’s death they managed to miss or change (in a bad way) everything that was supposed to be important for her character. “Will this buy us a ship?” It will buy you a sword in the arse you stupid twat. Why Doreah got locked, why Xao Xao is locked as well? Why Irri is death, what happened with the slaves…who will save the fucking slaves…me? No sorry imo they can all roth in hell and apparently that is Danny’s view on the matter.

4. Robb. The Red Wedding. I cannot wait for it. But I just demand to know how Tywin Lannister will do what he does when Jeyne is not a Westerling. She has to be fucking Westerling otherwise…what? Tywin will make plans with her family in Volantis or wherever she was from? The Red Wedding. NOW.

5. Theon…what. the. fuck. Have no idea what else to say.

6. The Others. Is it just me or that looked….not so dramatic. Seriously zombie horse. Scary. Not.

7. Lors. Mate…there is something you had to ask…it’s called Kingsguard. Yes, you forgot to ask Joffrey. 

Overall I’m unhappy not only from this episode but from this season. I can list all day things I hate and dislike from every episode but I don’t have that much time. I’m aware there is bunch of people who enjoy the show, who don’t see the things the way I see them, congrats people. But…I just cannot accept things like changing character names because people may get confused, missing important parts just because it’s easier and coming with new one which make no sense. I am aware that is adaptation and they are free to change the story however they like. But if you have a perfect story (like Robb and Jeyne Westerling) why changing it? It is even more…dunno sweet of you leave her a noble girl from a house that is sworn to the Lannisters…he fucks the enemy and marries her. What more dramatic do you want? Why missing parts of the story that are obviously important for the MAIN characters and adding such that have nothing to do with them. Who cares abour Rose the stupid whore talking with Varys. Those were minutes that you guys could have used to make Qhorin’s death more dramatic.

Yes. I am disappointed. To those of you who love the second season…sorry guys. I loved the first, this one was 50/50 for me till I saw the last ep…it sucked. HBO made it suck. They saw where the pot with the gold is and decided they can do whatever they want. Now I will go back to Assassin’s Creed OST and hope there will be some thought in the third season. I doubt, but I can hope. 

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4th June 2012

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Angry Game of Thrones review will follow.

stay tuned.

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